Do you remove or toss?

[ushaggerb]

Keep the glass, get another for the bug, get the bug drunk, call the cops, bust him for speeding in his drink, drink his drink, find another bug, tell him what happened to the last guy, if he doesn't balk, he's an alcoholic, get him in treatment, count on recidivism, order a blazing hot toddy, let him take his place, watch him melt, patent the new drink, make a billion dollars, buy Governor's Island, sell it in ten years to a trillionaire for 100 billion dollars, thank God for bugs.

Fine print: if you don't follow every step, it won't work.