Cheez-its & geese?

fatlazyless · 03-17-2018, 06:59 AM

Cheez-its: I'm talk'n about the small square, orange, baked cracker that comes in a red and orange box, and costs about three dollars for the regular size and $4.50 for the large family size.

Geese: I'm talk'n about the black and white Canada geese, also known as a 'honker.'

Cheez-its and Canada geese; did you know that Canada geese totally love Cheez-its in the ORIGINAL style or flavor which is both cheesy and salty.

Cheez-its will float, and can easily be tossed a distance of 30' or further, by throwing it just like a Frisbee. Floating, throwing, and taste all add up to make it a happening treat for the geese!

Some Canada geese trivia: geese are migratory, monogamous, territorial, weigh about ten lbs, live for 20-years, and can return to the same location every spring. Their geese babies are called goslings, and are yellow colored.

Unlike a loon or a mallard duck, the Canada geese does not seem to be much of an underwater diver, or underwater swimmer.

Canada geese are not Canadian/Canadien, they are Canada geese, and they do not like to drink beer/biere, but they very much do eat Cheez-its, original style, which will float!

03-17-2018, 06:59 AM	#1
fatlazyless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 9,169 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 310 Thanked 1,103 Times in 812 Posts	Cheez-its & geese? Cheez-its: I'm talk'n about the small square, orange, baked cracker that comes in a red and orange box, and costs about three dollars for the regular size and $4.50 for the large family size. Geese: I'm talk'n about the black and white Canada geese, also known as a 'honker.' Cheez-its and Canada geese; did you know that Canada geese totally love Cheez-its in the ORIGINAL style or flavor which is both cheesy and salty. Cheez-its will float, and can easily be tossed a distance of 30' or further, by throwing it just like a Frisbee. Floating, throwing, and taste all add up to make it a happening treat for the geese! Some Canada geese trivia: geese are migratory, monogamous, territorial, weigh about ten lbs, live for 20-years, and can return to the same location every spring. Their geese babies are called goslings, and are yellow colored. Unlike a loon or a mallard duck, the Canada geese does not seem to be much of an underwater diver, or underwater swimmer. Canada geese are not Canadian/Canadien, they are Canada geese, and they do not like to drink beer/biere, but they very much do eat Cheez-its, original style, which will float! __________________ .... Banned for life from local thrift store!