Hey over there in Wolfeboro ...... have you heard the latest ..... that Ocean State Job Lots in Ossipee, there, will be getting in a really potent, early experimental batch of Pfizer corona virus inoculations. These are reported to be so experimental that they will permanently cure the diseased lungs of long time cigarette smokers and restore their tired, diseased lungs back to how they were at age-11, to before they first started smoking. ...
Ocean State Job Lots-Ossipee, special corona, experimental price: $49.95/inoculation and includes 50-bucks crazy-cash ...... a perfect Christmas gift for anyone with burnt-out lungs!