Kind of embarrassing when your menu sticks to the wet table, because it was neither washed with hot water and a clean towel, but was not dried either. I was at a restaurant one night when the waiter left his paper pad on the table to pick up a water jug. When he went to use it, the paper that was on the table tore off and stuck
Yes, I made a comment.
Verbatim.
"How do you think we feel about it?"