You need a large sign, in clearly written block letters that can be read from a distance and from people bouncing in a boat:
Quote:
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DANGER: THERE BE ROCKS HERE !!!!
IF YOU PROCEED THOUGH HERE, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE SIGNIFICANT BOAT DAMAGE!
(This is not a joke, we do care about your safety)
Posted by your the Friends here on the lake.
Welcome to NH, please boat carefully!
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Or perhaps a bright safety orange painted float on EACH rock labeled in bold black letters ROCK on all sides of the float.
That will look very pretty...
ROCK ROCK ROCK . . . . ROCK ROCK .... ROCK ROCK ROCK, ROCK ROCK all over the place!
