...how's this sound.....add a 13-dollar gallon of brite red
www.marvelmysteryoil.com from walmart to your thirty five gallon, old-bad-gas mix just to strengthen the brew .... and then give it all away to boaters with two-stroke outboards .... I betcha a two-stroke outboard could run good on this stuff .... putt-putt-putt! ... and run a classified ad for free gas suitable* for two-strokes?
You know the Marine Patrol in Gilford runs a lot of 150-hp two-stroke Mercury outboards and they have a full time boat mechanic....so maybe he would take it all for MP use if it is free? Anyway, you could ask him what he thinks about running this stuff through a two-stroke.