For $16.15 you can get a giant inflatable banana and anchor it strategically to keep water skiers away, way away, out there.
Except, with the free shipping and the recent mail slowdown, it could take three weeks to get to you. (It's in the mail.) So, better to hit your local transfer station and retrieve an old plastic picnic cooler, or something that is a bright color, large, and floats ...... like a bright orange, Ozark Trail picnic cooler.
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... down and out, liv'n that Walmart side of the lake!
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