hey acres...that's interesting that Massachusetts demographic link. When I lived there, what I heard, was to receive a Massachusetts prison sentence one had to do bodily harm to another or do a property crime to a member of the state's law enforcement family.
Chopping down an 18" diameter oak tree with an ax could take like three days.....no kidding, it's a very demanding chore....chopping down an 18" pine....better have permission from the King.......King's pine......timber!
All together now.....oh, I'm a lumber jack & I'm ok.....I drink all night...and work all day....