" supposed to be comic relief?"
Hey, maybe I'm not the brightest bulb out in the barn, but even I knew it was joking around. So, just lighten up, maybe try having a beer or two for breakfast. I recommend a bowl of cheerios and beer!
Amazing sailboat registration factoid: Sailboats under twenty feet do not require bow numbers, just the two registration stickers placed in the usual spots on the bow. Bow numbers are optional. And under 12', no registration required. If it has a motor, it needs to be registered, regardless of size.
The Marine Patrol in Glendale (Gilford) is happy to issue boat registrations.