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Originally Posted by nj2nh
When the time comes for me to take over the property (not anytime soon, I hope), I intend to ruthlessly and mercilessly remove all these annoying little trees. There are plenty of lovely shade-giving bigger ones, but these small ones truly are a nuisance.
Is it possible that I will not be allowed to do this?
[nj2nh
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