I've got an idea:
I'm going to find one, put peanut butter and bird seed on it's back and release it into the wild. As soon as the chipmunks and the red squirrels discover how yummy they are, they'll go looking for more.
Of course my lawn will be all dug up from the other varmints, so I'll have to catch a squirrel and put honey on it to attract a bear.