Sam, you slay me. I'm thinking you should be voted in as master of ceremonies in M'Boro - town meeting would never be the same (thankfully!)
I have to ditto the kudos for WB; phenomenal meat, certainly worth the trip around the lake and even better now that my husband is working a job over yonder.
I wonder if they line those tofus up and make them run through the gauntlet to slaughter them? Poor little tofus.