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Originally Posted by gtxrider
How about a killer rabbit or a small mine field. Living down here in civilization we have cars parked in front of houses all the time. But I quess anchored boats in front of the beach can get to you but life is too short.
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While these are both excellent, and no doubt effective, ideas I fear a blood sucking leech ... errr ... lawyer would put the kibosh on at least the mine field. The rabbit might get you plausible deniability though, just have to watch out for those holy handgrenades ....
However your keen insight has given me another idea. How about an underwater minefield but instead of bombs ... it has stink bombs ! Yes upon command you release truly obnoxious odors which bubble up under the rafted boats you wish to annoy. It has the added appeal in that it has consumables. As a business you then get to service and replace the stink modules, all while stealing ... err, charging your rubes ... err, customers an exhorbitant ... err, justifiably high service fee. Yes, I think you've inspired a winner !!!
