I'm writing this note to inform you,
that tax's have taken away the things I value most highly,
my reindeer, my workshop, my sleigh.
So I am making my rounds on a donkey this year,
He's aged,crippled,and slow.
So you know if I'm not there by christmass,
I'm out on my ass in the snow.
Love Santa,
(Author Unknown)
Santa must own lakefront property.