Lets see....In his first post Kahuna says he had to find someone to tow his 27' boat to shore. Then in his last post he had to paddle his 27' boat to shore. Which was it? I know I wouldn't have forgotten facts of an ordeal like that. Maybe certain other facts are not being remembered clearly too. eh?

Maybe by his next post the boat will have been caught in a storm and washed ashore on a deserted island where they all suffered the past 10 years causing this MP fixation/syndrome.