Mount a transom bracket on it and hang an outboard motor.
Then start a "Hot Tub Outboard Race" event on the big lake.
Advertise it all around southern New England and get it into the news media.
Crowds of people will flood the lakes region and buy up all the real estate until the prices exceed $1mm for a bungalow with no view.
Weekend traffic will set records and... wait a minute... um...
I like sawzall, pick up then the dump better!
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