[fatlazyless]

Clark's Bears done hit a new Unobtainium mine deep in them their woods along the Pemi River, and will be choo-chooing hopper freight cars loaded with Unobtainium down to that Portsmouth sea port.

With the Wolfman driving the steam locomotive, and the black bears riding shotgun Unobtanium security, it will be a very busy freight train ....... choo-choo-choo ..... the Unobtainium Express ...... here it come!