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Old 07-19-2023, 03:19 PM   #4
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Crustacean jokes while waiting for the truck...

Why did the lobsta leave his wife?

Because he was married to a crab!

For those old enough to know Gone With The Wind...

What would be the last line uttered by Rhett Butler if were played by a lobsta?

"Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!"

You were on a roll but then just started clawing at anything. A tail as old as brine.

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