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Originally Posted by onthebay
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Does anyone else know of any humorous No Docking signs?
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To the owner of ________________________________
They say the boat you should not rock
but you need permission before you dock.
Here you stand broken hearted
'cause your boat has pre-departed.
To Glendale MPHQ you must go
to pay the impound fees you now owe.
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Put their bow number on top of this and tack it to your other sign
if you ever have a boat towed. Since doggerel like this tends to get your creative license revoked I have no objections if anyone would like to suggest additional/alternate verses.