[Outdoorsman]

Originally Posted by fatlazyless

A foam noodle belt works good too, and provides flotation, because it gets worn around your waist as opposed to getting towed along, as you swim.

With a foam noodle, home made, flotation belt, even the most under-powered, uncoordinated, non athletic, non swimmer slow-poke will have no problem swimming from Meredith, all the way to Wolfeboro, in one sunny afternoon
.....ho-ho-ho! Say, what?

You need to present this idea on "Shark Tank"... Seriously!