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Old 09-16-2017, 10:32 AM   #46
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Originally Posted by TiltonBB;
How long will it be until someone submits a petition to make Wolfeboro Bay into a no wake zone?
Are there many paddle boarders who venture out onto Wolfeboro Bay, or do they pretty much stay in the back bay, flat water area, behind the little bridge, under Wolfeboro's Main St, there? Is it high enough clearance for paddlers to be standing underneath that bridge there? Maybe a drawbridge is needed here to allow for the taller sup paddle boarders ........ ahoy there ........Madam drawbridge keeper ......ahoy ...... 'yooooo, hey sweet heart, dearie ........ you wanna raise your drawbridge!' ..... and accommodated the paddlers in accordance with the American's with Disabilities Act (ADA) of 1990 ....... for us retarded paddle boarders .... arf-arf?

Paddle boarding is totally all about getting the correct size paddle board that is good for you .....so's best to go try a rental for starters.
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