....but someone must
expose the rest of the story
TITLE LXII
CRIMINAL CODE
CHAPTER 645
PUBLIC INDECENCY
Section 645:1
645:1 Indecent Exposure and Lewdness. –
I. A person is guilty of a misdemeanor if such person:
(a) Fornicates, exposes his or her genitals or performs any other act of gross lewdness under circumstances which he or she should know will likely cause affront or alarm. ...
Of course, the exposure of some of us may cause more alarm than others, but there's no provision in the statute for enhanced penalties based on an arousal or repulsion factor!
Anyway, after reading the comments of some of you, I hope Santa is bringing plenty of clothes this Christmas!
Have a Merry Christmas,
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