AW,
YES, that list hits the nail directly on the head and the funny thing is the only thing that is not accurate on that list for me is that it was my grandfather that mowed the town lawns, not my uncle!
The one about mileage in hours is with out a doubt the funniest one up there and is so true. I know its 45 min door to door to my folks place, but have no idea how many miles it is. This one is true NH, no one tells you how far, just how long.
I'll add a few more.
I drive all week and do not pass through a single traffic light. (about 350 miles per week)
You show up to help hay the field on a 90 degree day in July in long pants, boots and a long sleeved shirt.
Your tractor is worth more than your truck.
You have more than one person you can call if you get stuck in anything up to a skidder and none of them own a tow truck.
Going for a hike consists of walking to the back boundary of your property.
The block and tackle stays on the ridge pole all year long, because you will never know when you might need it.
You do not turn down the chance to take home a deer that someone else hit with their car.
You laugh when you are stuck behind someone that slows down for a frost heave and then drives straight into the center of it.
When you pronounce Berlin the emphasis is on the E not the I, we are not in Germany.
I have more but I will leave it at that.