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Girlfriend, fiancé or wife?
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My wife and I were enjoying the nice day on Saturday when this not so typical fishing duo came by. We had a discussion on the unusual nature and appearance of this fishing buddy compared to most who drift by. We considered two options to spark some creativity on the forum. One was a poll and the other was a search for a caption to this picture that gives us a smile. So take your pick or do both.
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None of the above
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Possible captions: The Honeymoon is over Quality time with mother-in-law Making sure he really goes fishing Whatever it takes to lure him in |
maybe.....
"I lost a bet so I had to get up at 4:30 this morning and Fish with Him!
I will get him back though" |
The only ones I can think of don't belong on this "family" website.
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The picture above does make me think of the email that's been drifting around the internet for quite awhile about the guy whose wife won't let him go fishing with his friend "Sam" anymore and attached is a picture of her.
YOWZER! |
I think I see a think bubble...
"...Now...now's the time. Reach in the tackle bag, quietly pull out the blackjack, and get him right in the noggin before he turns around or the next boat comes along. Drop the weapon in the drink -- fish finder says it's 110' right below us, so no one will ever find it. Not even that 'Diver111' guy with the sonar. Then wait a month...file the claim...buy that place on the point...and ditch this damn bass boat for a nice Chris Craft..." |
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There better be a ring in that tackle box....
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Maybe it was not worth dragging him to the annual flower show?
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She showed him a picture of her boat, Friday evening.
Have a laugh, from http://www.womenfishing.com/fishjokes.html … Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish to each. So the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q." and the mermaid did it. To his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q. and the mermaid said, "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life, forever!" the fisher said, "Yes!" The mermaid turned him into a woman. On a more serious note, Chinese lead painted fishing poles recall: http://www.womenanglers.us/recall.html |
"She said I would regret going fishing today... and she wasn't kidding!"
### "There goes my alibi." ### "At least she's not shopping." ### "Wow, he actually DOES fish..." |
Now that is a set of bobbers... (Hope that wasn't too much...)
We are using live bait today... In case it gets too bright out today I brought some shade along to sit under... Plenty of fun even if the fish aren't biting... |
Quality Time
I think we saw them go by us a couple weeks ago... My wife and I thought they were father-daughter. Fishing doesn't do it for me personally, but I think it's great if a father and daughter can spend some quality time together. Kudos for them!
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Her: Damn, I can't wait till he marries me so I won't have to do this any more.
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If HE doesn't learn to bait his own hook, this is the last time I'm taking HIM out on my boat.
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Courtesy The Hues Corporation
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat Ever since our voyage of love began Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me Our love is like a ship on the ocean We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat Up to now we sailed through every storm And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm Oh I need to have the strength that flows from you Don't let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through Our love is like a ship on the ocean We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat Rock the boat Rock the boat |
Possible Caption...
"If you can't beat him, join him"
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Think bubble:
"Oh great, now I have to pretend I like this" (definately girlfriend) |
Don't show this picture to my wife, what happens in New Hampshire stays in New Hampshire.
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Ring, Ring....(Cell phone)
"Oh, ah, Hi, Honey, Ya! Me and the guys are just fishin' again today. It's cold and rainy here at ol' Winni....You should see the goose bumps......ah, on my arms. I sure do miss you, dear....but with all the Bad weather here you wouldn't have much fun with all my buddies...and the beer...and the .....well gotta go now....Think I'm gonna get a bite....I mean fish might start biting.....BYE 'Snookums'... Big Daddy misses you....See you next Monday....:cool:
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Honey I think its time that we wax your back again.:eek:
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Back Seat Driver
Seeing that he is driving the trolling motor......
She says: Watch out for that rock. Go in closer to shore. Not that far. He thinks: Backseat driver! I can't get away from it on land or on the water. ;) |
Nice Catch, Buddy!
"I don't know WHAT he used for Bait, but I need to get me some of it!"
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Classified Ads really work...
"Wife wanted. Must be able to fish and cut bait. Must have boat and motor. Send picture of boat and motor".
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Cool Rander!
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Perfect!! LMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: SteveA |
I wanna know why this isn't, "Boyfriend, fiance, or husband?" :D
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Why? because it wouldn't be funny then, that's why!:)
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"Why can't I find a guy who sees me for who I really am instead of just wanting me for my boat?"
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Certainly his Wife
...A Married Man always turns his back when he opens his wallet. The same MUST apply to Fishing. :-)
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They Were Fun To Watch!
Can you p l e a s e show me what you’re using for bait?
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Bait?
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I say wife or they would be sitting closer. |
New option
I have a question:
Is that one of those special cameras that sees the un-dead? I was thinking of a caption. You should sell the picture to the tabloids and tag it: AMAZING: THE SPIRIT OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH FISHING ON LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE! |
Girlfriend, fiancé or wife?
Definitely 'the girlfriend' ! Looks 'high-maintenance' !
Hope the wife isn't a member of this forum ! If she is, she'll have his boat listed on 'boattrader.com' before the weekend....... :laugh: |
Good, but maybe with one addition
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What type of bait....
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Potential Caption
Don't be mad, I still think that stud I put in the hole the hook made looked really cool.
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I know I'd be thinking: Man why couldn't this boat be a Cuddy Cabin???:eek:
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If I had a daughter that looked like that I'd force her to go fishing with me too. At least until she was, say.........30. A father can never be too protective.
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NEW accessory for your Ken and Barbie set, the NITRO Bass Boat!
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She says reeling him in
I got him........hook, line and sinker
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Why?
"Why did I bother to bring him along. Look at him there sitting in my seat in the front of the boat like he owns it. I'll bet he brages to his friends about the fish I catch. Oh well at least he has money" Just a thought for a caption:laugh:
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Big Engine
If I start the BIG engine will it dump him in??:rolleye1:
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What fishing duo, I only see one ,, .. ,, person. No boat, fishing poles or any thing that suggest fishing!!:D ToW |
"I don't know about this 'Spending more time together' idea..."
"Tomorrow, we're going shopping!" |
So funny, I saw them fishing again today. I was pretty sure it was them from the picture, came back and checked and sure enough! -----
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Will the insurance co believe
She's thinking;
Will the insurance company believe the wake from that boat in the background knocked him overboard? :confused: |
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I guess I am the only one who finds it a little odd and a lot creepy that someone would take a picture of a stranger and post it on the internet for other people to comment on. Would you want someone to do that to your daughter, sister or mother?
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Winnigirl is right! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THIS!....anyway white always makes things look bigger.
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Not a bad thing
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Kind of like all the big brother cameras that take your picture. All the security cameras that take your picture. How many times have you watched TV and seen people on films of big brother and security cameras. In other words, you don't want your picture taken and shown someplace stay at home. I know it seems like an uncouth thing to do but perfectly legal and moral. Just look in the photo gallery of the forum fest and look for Tow and my better half:eek: and you will see what I mean.:D ToW |
Saw these folks fishing over in Glendale recently!
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Amazing
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Wow he must be rich ! She hasn't traded him in yet ............ :eek: :laugh: |
"I said I need a bigger BOBBER not BOO.ies!"
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What do you do when you encounter a pair of large, white markers???
Funny, I don't remember that one on the boating test...:laugh: |
Pretty sure these "guys" came floating by Sunday night while me and the kids were taking a dip. She has apparently resorted to reading now, and was not dressed in her appropriate fishing attire. :eek:
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I believe the correct procedure is
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Cook'in
I wonder who's cooking the fish when they get home?
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