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Smith Point 07-04-2023 04:58 PM

Personals
 
How come winnipesaukee.com doesn't have a personals tab?
I'm old fat and ugly, I have no money and have a little one. (Slight exaggeration). If you're old fat and ugly you don't have no money, And live on the Lake. Shoot me a private message.
Nowadays I guess you have to specify your gender choice. I'm 62 looking for a 62 year old woman.

Descant 07-04-2023 05:31 PM

Old? Really?
 
You won't be old for another dozen years.
When I was about your age, I had a puppy. I took her to the grocery store and sat outside to get her used to being around strangers. Women of all descriptions flocked to her. There are more women than men at the local dog park, and the animal shelter, too.

TiltonBB 07-04-2023 06:40 PM

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Be careful! It's a jungle out there!

thinkxingu 07-04-2023 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Descant (Post 385048)
You won't be old for another dozen years.

When I was about your age, I had a puppy. I took her to the grocery store and sat outside to get her used to being around strangers. Women of all descriptions flocked to her. There are more women than men at the local dog park, and the animal shelter, too.

Were I not happily married, I'd be all over this right now!

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Descant 07-04-2023 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by thinkxingu (Post 385058)
Were I not happily married, I'd be all over this right now!

Happily married has nothing to do with properly training a puppy. Praise, lap time, rub behind the ears, are for happy, loving "best friends". "Think" about it.

thinkxingu 07-05-2023 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Descant (Post 385066)
Happily married has nothing to do with properly training a puppy. Praise, lap time, rub behind the ears, are for happy, loving "best friends". "Think" about it.

I was referring to using puppers as a chick magnet.

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Mr. V 07-05-2023 12:08 PM

I'm told that regular attendance at church and participation in church activities is a good way to meet people.

As an atheist I cannot corroborate this claim.

Puck 07-05-2023 12:14 PM

Were we supposed to respond with our gender or our puppy's gender?

steve-on-mark 07-05-2023 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkxingu (Post 385058)
Were I not happily married, I'd be all over this right now!

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I got it![emoji16]

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Biggd 07-06-2023 09:16 PM

This thread is creepy!

Heaven 07-08-2023 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Descant (Post 385066)
Happily married has nothing to do with properly training a puppy. Praise, lap time, rub behind the ears, are for happy, loving "best friends". "Think" about it.

I'm thinking that properly training a puppy is also :Dall about a happy marriage

upthesaukee 07-08-2023 01:27 PM

A case of mind over matter...
 
It's all a case of mind over matter. If she doesn't mind, then it doesn't matter. :rolleye2:

Dave


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