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Anyone Missing a GMC Jimmy?
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from the Citizen - November 19
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Early Ice Fisherman testing the ice?
It's probably the same guy from last year who drove onto the ice early to "test it". Needs to read the thread on ice formation.....
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Father & Son Talk
Father, "Son, your home early."
Son, "Yeah". Father, "Have you been drinking?" Son, "What?" Father, "Where's the SUV?" Son, "Where?" |
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Why?
Why does it always seem to be a Jimmy in the water?
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Why a Jimmy ?
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That's a good question. I'm not sure if I have the answer but here's some reasons why the other SUVs aren't at the bottom ... The Suburban stays in the city, doesn't venture to the waters edge. Similarly the Forrester stays in the woods. And the Mountaineers and Highlanders ... goes w/o saying. The Land Cruiser and Range Rover stay on the land, don't go out onto the lake. The Navigator knows where to go and where not to. The Cayenne is hot, it's fast enough to skim across the water. The Bronco bucks the trend to go out there. The Bravada, oddly, lacks the courage. The Escape does get into trouble from time to time but manages to .... well ... get away. The Amigos also get in trouble but always get pulled out by a friend before public notice ... probably by a Sidekick. Samuris do sink but all you find are the guts. To me the real question is how come we don't find more Typhoons or Armadas ? |
Typhoons or Armadas
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Typhoons just blow away and the Armadas sunk off the coast of England. I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition...Get the comfy chair! |
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Escalade has comfy chairs ...
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Explorering a new Frontier ...
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One More
My suv was on the lake, but I am not at Liberty to discuss it.
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Were you just on another Expedition when that happened?
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Word around Alton is...
...that the police are looking for the driver, who was described as wearing a Blazer.
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Question . . .
Do they have a Winni(bago) problem in Lake Tahoe?:confused:
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Maybe it's this Jimmy's Jimmy
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Jimmy trying to Escape in a Blazer ?
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and not just any Trooper
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And so on
Trying to Escape the Cherokee he tried to hide behind a Sequoia..
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It is too bad we don't have more Mariners on the road...Seriosuly though, didn't the article say the Alton PD was last in posession of the vehicle?
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I wanted to be a TrailBlazer, so I ventured off the road...
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Well, my ENVOY likes to stay in the DENALI and out of the lake.
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And yet
A Samurai would be a Trooper and not try to drown himself but use his sword to commit harri carri! No not the late Cub's announcer.
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The Hummer ran out of gas before it got to the boat ramp.
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This all seems a little fishy to me.
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Had it been in the Yukon, the lake would probably be frozen by now, so no sinking.
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I see all my Amigos here are really into the puns.
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Yes....I CRV IPs (Very Important Posters) are really into this. (groan)
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If this was the wild west, we would be circling our Wagoneers.
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Not to mention the Cherokees and Grand Cherokees will be Powowing near Laredo:rolleye1:
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If Gunstock hadn't been running it's snow guns all week, I'd be able to drive to the top in my Mountaineer!
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Gmc
I'm certain that a VALIANT effort was made by all to recover it.....
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I'm sure glad it wasn't a NITRO that sank! :eek:
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Dodging the truth
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If this Torrent of puns continues beyond the Solstice I shall Endeavor to renew my RX for pain medication X5 and cease to VUE this forum no later than the Equinox. (I could try to come up with more but my wife says it's time to leave for dinner at Outback.)
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The driver got out on the beach, and said.... Yugo!
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The natives are already getting restless...It's going to be a LOOOONG winter! :D
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