This is a sad story
 

I don't want to get too inVolvoed in this discussion, except to point out this poor guy is probably sad and Saabing over his lost car. And I'm positive he regrets that someone had a camaro with them, took the picture of his car, and splashed it all over this Forum, InAcurately, I might add.

Are you all that Desperado for something to do?

I took an Odyssey to the Lake to see what all the fuss was about. It was my Civic duty.

Agreed: by all means, let the rest of us stay out of the Crossfire. :)

Crossfire? I thought this thread had a pretty good Vibe going.

Patrol the Discovery in Alton Bay for an Infinity, and Vanquish Cavalier speculation that a Ramcharger type of Samarui Darted Cavalierly into a Silhouette of Escape. Elite speculation leads a Celebrity Roadmaster like myself to a Rocky regatta conclusion, where the Venture(ist) couldn't see the Horizon.

Is this the CADILLAC of all threads or what?

I've become addicted to this thread. I can't aFORD for it to go away.

bad trip
 

The driver tried to TRAVERSE the rode to SANTA FE looking for the NAVAJO but got lost and wound up in DAKOTA. It seems the EXCERTION wound up a bad EXPEDITION.

Maybe..
 

.. you should Endeavor to get some help for the addiction. ;)

No, SS....
 

Maybe a Duesenberg though. :emb:

What's the record for most posts to a thread?
 

Let's break it.. here is some reference material. :laugh:

http://www.kbb.com/kbb/UsedCars/Make...19599769269100

Make no Mystique . . .
 

This thread is fueled by the Best Makers of Wordplay!

I echo your sentiment.... X5!

Question of Ownership
 

Question: If nobody claims the Jimmy, does it become the Alton Town's car, or do they have to publish a URL Linc oln their Lost and Found web page?

I just Sentra letter to the town to inquire. I Aspire to be the owner of the Jimmy.

[QUOTE=SteveA;85145]What's the record for most posts to a thread? Let's break it..



I am INTRIGUEd to see if we can all FOCUS on the QUEST

To get there, we will have to have a lot more Volks pulling their end of the Wagon.

What a Rogue
 

The more I thought of it, the more I wondered what kind of Saab story we'll hear when "Jimmy" comes forth. Probably wasn't paying attention because he was looking at an Aurora or watching an Eclipse or some other goofy reason for lack of Focus. At least he didn't dial 911 for help, small Tribute to his Vigor I guess.

My Guess
 

Someone used a coat hanger to Jimmy the lock and took that Giant Motor Coach for a joyride.


Just a theory.... dang teenagers.

I wonder if it could have been....
 

Stutz Bearcat and his buoy's that took Jimmy's attention from the wheel?

Or maybe Avanti just Studebaker'ed him into the Lake?? :look:

I Echo that sentiment, as even while in FL, I had to Dart to the laptop to check.

If it was stuck in the water, he could have at least got out and Porsche

Jimmy did it
 

I enjoyed all the car-toons of sorts that are on this tread. However, I recall a few years ago at the boat ramp in Peggy Cove that a person launched an aluminum row boat with a small moter, was testing it out. Left his cadilac and trailer in the water, He did not put the car completly into park, left the car running and when he got back, his car he thought was gone. But his boat found it, and it landed on the roof. Yup, the car backed down by itself into the water and went under.

:confused:

Where is Jimmy's driver
 

All puns aside, has anyone heard yet who the driver/owner is?

Ugggh!
 

A few more of these puns and I'm going to have a FIT :rolleye2:!

Someone needs to take this thread Outback and put it out of its misery.

Or ... someone with some more bad puns to add to the thread could Escalade it.

Well, I spoke with our intrepid police chief the other day. He tells me they found the guy - his name is Mark Cooper and he had his wife Sierra in the car with him. The story is rather intrigue-ing - a real classic!

Anyhow, according to the chief it sounds like he got to the ridgeline of the summit on Peggy's Cove and he was doing about 80 when a deer jumped out in front of him and he tried to dodge it but the deer was being chased by a lynx. The guy hit his breaks and skidded about five-hundred feet, right into the water. The guy had no clue he was right on the edge of the water.

Mark knew it would take a century to get the car out of the water and didn't want try to be a celebrity by pulling it out himself. He also knew his insurance company would get him a car of a better caliber if he claimed this accident. However, the insurance company is bound to see this charade!

and on it goes
 

At least the the ELEMENTs were favorable for a quick swim. Next time he needs a SCOUT to go ahead and look for HIGHLANDER to drive on. Thanks and keep it roling AMIGOs.

Which seems likely, as it doesn't look like anyone is Tuckered out just yet.

riverat, I am still laughing at that! get out and Porsche!!!!????? That is bad!
These are all pretty funny, Argie's Wife, how long did it take you to come up with you post? If it was me, it would have taken me a long time, I know that!

Yeah, Argies Wife managed to Fuse everything together quite nicely, without adding a lot of conFusion to the thread.

If these car puns were boats we would have quite a FLEET,WOODn't we!

The Sky is the limit ?
 

So you want it to Daihatsoon as possible ?

Maybe if it were more Cherry I could tolerate it.

:)

As I VOLARE through this thread, I wonder, how COMET was a Jimmy in the water?

Please, don't close this thread, whether it be by voice vote, show-of-hands, or executive Fiat.

And so it continues ...
 

Isn't this where we started ? I guess we didn't answer why a Jimmy so much as why it isn't some other SUV. Like a Mercedes ML-350 .... you don't see them in the water much. They get the Benz.

Keeping with the season
 

Sing along now.. we all know the tune..:rolleye1:


On the 1st Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
A Park Ave in a Pear Tree
On the 2nd Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Two Rendez..vous
On the 3rd Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Three Land Cru..isers
On the 4th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Four Thunder Birds
On the 5th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Five Mal i bu
On the 6th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Six Mazda Speed 3's
On the 7th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Seven Jimmys' a swimming
On the 8th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Eight Navi a gat ors
On the 9th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Nine En tour age
On the 10th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Ten PT Crusiers
On the 11th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Eleven Miata MX
On the 12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Twelve Pulsars Pulsing

Sorry to everyone that will end up with song stuck in their head. :laugh: